Bob & Doug MacKenzie's 'Black Holes' (1981)
From the Great White North, a different take on black holes:
Bob: You know, like, when you get an album, in between the cuts there's, like, uh, dark black grooves with nothin' in 'em?
Bob: Those are called "black holes." And that's where all the rest of the song gets sucked in. And that's why there's nothing there. So that's that for today.
Doug: Geez, for a guy who flunked out of grade 8 you're starting to sound more like a scientist every day.
Bob: Well, that's 'cause of Star Trek.
Doug: Oh yeah, that was a great show.
Editor's note: Astronomers have not confirmed this theory.